Soft Skills---Article...out the lot...

: Soft Skills: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Murphy's Laws. - (DISAMBIGUATION): Prarabhdam or the Karma-sutras-etc. Just for reading: Information and knowledge harms nothing and none:

These following lines are brought out hereunder with a view to state the minds of some of the persons who are not aligned or meant to understand and go for the ‘Soft Skills’ application in their day to day life and achieve the target and the goal. It is aimed to project some of these only to go through and not to be taken to heart at any cost. You can just see as to how some persons does not want to exert and apply their mind set with free inspiration and will power.

·  Murphy was found to be an optimist, as they say. Murphy's Laws symbolize the error-prone nature of people and processes.  If the truth of all these laws makes you depressed, just remember that Murphy's Law even applies to itself. At times, it too goes wrong, allowing you to accomplish something.

·  It is but natural to have a lengthy and prolonged discussions and debates on which one disagree with each other, but still the arguments with citations and stories, pointing each other’s mistakes, faults- known or unknown- and the lot are often become the subject matter in a subject for which one is not concerned and connect much but have nothing to do with the result or outcome of it: Then, who is at fault? The listener, the liquidizer, the literati, and the Reader at last!!!

·  What actually you know about Murphy? In fact I do know nothing about anything as to what is that and what they mean about, but I know little about Murphy’s radio, that is all, but still I read them, but quite surprisingly I do not know as to when and how to apply them and where?;

·  Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.  ~Murphy's Law.

·  Some of the Quotations listed here under are just to mean about its existence and are generally found on web pages ,they just belong to some or the other category of quotations that are known at least when some one talk about  "Murphy's Laws."  If something can go wrong, it will. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. The first myth of management is that it exists.  "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

·  If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. 

·  How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?

·  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 

·            A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

·  It's always been and always will be the same in the world:  The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.

·  An unwatched pot boils immediately.

·  If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.

·  Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.  

·  Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. 

·  If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

·  People who snore always fall asleep first.

·  The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.  

·  Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

·            If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

·            Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

·            It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

·            Everything goes wrong all at once.

·            Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

·            Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

·            If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.  If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

·            If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

·            Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

·            If anything can't go wrong, it will anyway.

·            If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

·            If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

·            Everything takes longer than you think.

·            You never find a lost article until you replace it.

·            If nobody uses it, there's a reason.

·            You get the most of what you need the least.

·            Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

·  It is an experience common to all men to find that, on any special occasion, such as the production of a magical effect for the first time in public, everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Whether we must attribute this to the malignity of matter or to the total depravity of inanimate things, whether the exciting cause is hurry, worry, or what not, the fact remains.

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